
Jake is the Co-Founder and Co-Editor-in-Chief. He is currently a junior at Wesleyan University, majoring in writing and applied data science. He believed Komodo dragons breath fire for too long.
Gabriel Connelly is the Co-Founder and Co-Editor-in-Chief. He studies film at Wesleyan University, and was that kid who put his whole mouth on the water-fountain.
Gabe Tagliamonte is a staff music writer and head of "Best New Music." He is currently a junior majoring in film and minoring in art history at Wesleyan University.
Arlo Levin is a staff writer from Los Angeles currently studying at the University of Auckland in New Zealand. He is most famous for his method of shoe tying, "the sprinkler."
Bronson Diallo is an editor and staff writer. He is currently a junior at The New School in New York City. His alter ego goes by the name, Dax Laparo.
Nick Graves is a contributing writer and editor. He is currently a junior majoring in film and economics at Wesleyan University.
Lucas Kaplan is a contributing writer and special projects consultant. He is a junior at Georgetown University.
Ryan Dishell is a staff writer, editor, and ramen enthusiast. He currently studies Film and Entrepreneurship at the University of Michigan.
Oliver Moody is a contributing sports writer. He is currently a junior majoring in Communication Studies at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor where he works for a student-run television organization, Wolv-TV.
Esmé Stern is a staff writer. She is currently a junior at Wesleyan University studying psychology. She has a deep-rooted fear of whales.
Jack is a contributing writer. He is currently a junior at Wesleyan University studying Economics and Government. The older he gets, the better he used to be at sports.
Henry is contributing writer. He is a junior at Wesleyan University, and has a tattoo of a sports team somewhere on his body.
Lani Renaldo is a contributing writer from Los Angeles, California. She is currently a junior at USC, and contrary to popular belief was NOT Chad Danforth in the High School Musical series.
Sam Shillet is a staff writer. He is currently a History major at Wesleyan University and a lock for their Rugby team. No, he did not get taller since the last time you saw him.
Charlotte is a prospective English major with a creative writing focus at Wesleyan University. She likes long walks on the beach, and her first word was soy sauce (which explains a lot).

Carter is a contributing writer. He is a junior at Wesleyan, majoring in government. He peaked in high school.

Sylvia Epstein is a contributing designer and writer. She is currently a junior studying Communication Design student at Parsons.
Max Gillespie is a contributing writer. He is a junior at Wesleyan University and totally has a real girlfriend but she lives in Canada and doesn't have a Facebook or any photos.
Kate Runsdorf is the PR Manager for Third Stone Pop. She is currently a sophomore at Wesleyan University.
Jason is a member of 3SP Radio. He is a junior majoring in Government at Wesleyan University, part of the no fly zone on the Wesleyan Football team, and serves on the Concert Committee where he manages weekend performances.
Josh Weiner is a contributing writer. He is a junior currently on leave trying to figure a thing or two out about this crazy world.
Zach Berkowitz is a staff writer and Game of Thrones connoisseur. He studies Math and Computer science at Wesleyan University.
Ryan Breen is a contributing music and media writer. He is about to be a senior at Wesleyan University, and he's about to pick up some Wendy's. No, he doesn't want to share.
Brendan Malone is a contributing podcast host. He hates talking about himself, and he hates this bio.
Adom is a contributing writer studying economics at Northwestern University. He plans to name his firstborn son Roger after the G.O.A.T.

Gerald is a contributing writer studying creative writing and journalism at Wisconsin-Madison. He deeply wishes he could've helped Frozone find his super suit quicker.
Miranda is a contributing designer. She studies character animation at California Institute of the Arts.
Will is a contributing writer and a freshman at Wesleyan University. He is currently trying to grow his first mustache.

Sam Orlin
Sam is a contributing writer and artist. He wears 100 SPF sunscreen.